Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.Chuck Norris has $5, so do you. But Chuck has more $$$. Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn. He dares the grass to grow. Chuck Norris gave water a scar. Chuck Norris can reverse the spin of a tornado. Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris jumps in the water. But he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised. Chuck Norris killed Casper. Chuck Norris blew up Hell. Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of the elements because the only element he belives in is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris fell up. Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee can beat the snot out of him. :)
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